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James Acaster

COLD LASAGNE HATE MYSELF 1999

Wycombe Swan

Wed 10 July

James Acaster
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Little Wander in association with PBJ Management present

One time I bought a lasagne from the supermarket, heated it up in the oven and ate a bit of it and it wasn’t very nice so I put it in the fridge because it felt wrong to dump a whole lasagne in the bin and then later on I ate a spoonful of the cold lasagne because I was drunk and it was absolutely delicious. It was 4am. I then changed the name of a WhatsApp I was a part of to COLD LASAGNE HATE MYSELF 1999 because I had been thinking a lot about how 1999 was the best year of my life and also about how much I hate myself sometimes. The next day I was asked to name my new show. Come along.

“There’s no one better at constructing a show than Acaster” – The Guardian
“If Oxford wants to study stand-up in depth, Acaster is a good place to start”- Sunday Times
“This is stand-up of the highest, most playful order” – The Guardian
“He really is rewriting the comedy rulebook” – Time Out

Live At The Apollo (9 minutes): https://youtu.be/89E_zW1qIM8
Ted Talk ‘People Are Not Vegetables’ (7 minutes): https://youtu.be/hHyNGPR3DCw
The Late Show With James Corden (6 minutes): https://youtu.be/Nlf3XMg6Ltg

Photo credit: Edward Moore @edshots edshots.co.uk

Recommended Age: 14+

Tickets: £20.00

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